Feb 9, 2013 09:45 AM
Disassociative Press
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SCOTTSDALE (DP) – A four year federal wildlife program to rehabilitate the sagging numbers of a local animal population has proven to be a rousing success, according to Slade Winders of the Department of Herpetology. Non-indigenous to the Sonoran Desert, Realtus Serpentes is believed to have first been introduced to Arizona shortly after the Gadsden Purchase in 1853 by a traveling circus on tour out of Toledo, OH. An aggressive reptilian known commonly as “REALTOR,” Realtus Serpentes wasted little time overrunning the desert terrain, specifically the densely populated metro areas, earning the apex predator a fast reputation as a nuisance species.
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Wow. Seems like it was less than 90 days since I've seen a post from you. Hope you don't mind that I "suggested" it.
The teaser post is my happy compromise, Eric. Good mechanism for driving traffic without embroiling myself in all things AR. I'm in, I'm out and I stay out.
Suggested a paragraph and a link. You are deranged ;)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh man, you have found an excellent use for your AR blog!
And the scary thing is...you are now posting more consistently than me here ;-)
If you are going to be in and outing, I hope you are taking the necessary precautions to avoid unintended consequences.
Leave it to Shats to make me regret that night back in '08 with an open laptop and a fifth of Jack.
She is a tough mistress to leave completely, Russell. Doesn't ask where I've been, doesn't care where I'm going. It's a good setup for the occasional posting fling.
Interesting, we have a similar species here in New York, known as the genus attornus dealus killem. Must be indigenous to the Northeast.
You boys are so silly!
Hi Paul, Nice to see you back on the scene here at AR. I used to contract construction work from your Dad and probably worked on half of the homes in McCormick Ranch (some more than once!). I hope that you and your Dad and family are all ok. Please tell your father I said "hi"; it has been a long time.
Hi John, I'll be sure to tell my pop that you dropped by to say hello. Thanks for swinging by my blog.