Club Chaos Agents - All Things Hollish, Wacked, and Jacked

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Holiday Cheer, Case #2

The day after Christmas,  I receive the following call

Buyer: Hello, could you please show me your listing at 123 Main St?

Me: I can arrange to have an agent show you this property, but are you currently working with an agent?

Buyer: I do not want to use an agent.  I want you to write the contract for me.  I will tell you the terms.  Agents aren't worth the commissions they receive.

Me: I'm sorry, but I do not do dual agency.  You will need to find an agent to write the offer up.

Buyer: I will dictate the terms.  I just need you to write it up.  The seller does not need to know that you wrote it.

Me: That is fraud and I cannot do that.  If you're worried about the commission, why don't you find a discount agent to write it up.

Buyer: I'll go to Redfin!

Me: That is fine.  I do not care who writes up the offer.  I just told you I cannot do it myself.  Redfin, by the way, charges one and a half percent and has a minimum amount they need to make.

Buyer: I know that... You just don't want to leave nice cozy Bellevue.

Me: No.  I cannot write contracts for buyers for my own properties.  It is in your own best interest to find someone to represent you.

Buyer: It's not worth it to pay any commission for just filling in the blanks on a piece of paper for what I tell you!

At this point I proceeded to lecture him on all the work it takes to actually close a property these days.  Unfortunately it was wasted breath as he did not hear a word I said.  I honestly do not care who writes up the contract for him.  I do not do dual agency and even if I wanted to this particular seller forbids me from doing so. 

From his perspective, this is one example where you can argue that ignorance is bliss.

5 commentsNelya Calev • December 28 2009 10:19PM

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Funny how folks hear only what the want to hear.  If I went to a professional electrician and he tried to tell me some that "was in my best interest" I believe I'd listen.

Posted by Sandra Scott, REALTOR of Choice! Payson, Pine & Strawberry, AZ (Dominion Real Estate Partners LLC) over 2 years ago

I guess he didn't get the house then?  Total disrespect... they just don't get it. ~ JC

Posted by Janice Cooper, Broker Associate, ABR, ASP (Long & Foster Real Estate Inc. ~ C: 609-694-3622 New Jersey) over 2 years ago

I just saved my sellers a big pain in the rear needy gready buyer. after I made some phone calls to see if I could find him a discount agent it turned out that he is well known in that area of the town to get on agents nerves

Posted by Nelya Calev (John L Scott) over 2 years ago

Good for you for sticking to your guns ... the GAUL of some people.

Posted by Liz Gallagher,Montreal Quebec RESA member. (LG Home Harmony - Home Stagers & Organizers ) over 2 years ago

Nelya, Blessings to yo Nelya. You need to do what your sellers want you to do.  Have a great 2010.

Posted by Frank Kliewer over 2 years ago

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