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Sources: REALTOR Reintegration Scheduled for Scottsdale Market in 2013

Feb 9, 2013 09:45 AM
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SCOTTSDALE (DP) – A four year federal wildlife program to rehabilitate the sagging numbers of a local animal population has proven to be a rousing success, according to Slade Winders of the Department of Herpetology.  Non-indigenous to the Sonoran Desert, Realtus Serpentes is believed to have first been introduced to Arizona shortly after the Gadsden Purchase in 1853 by a traveling circus on tour out of Toledo, OH. An aggressive reptilian known commonly as “REALTOR,” Realtus Serpentes wasted little time overrunning the desert terrain, specifically the densely populated metro areas, earning the apex predator a fast reputation as a nuisance species.

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Comment balloon 10 commentsPaul Slaybaugh • February 10 2011 07:06PM
Sources: REALTOR Reintegration Scheduled for Scottsdale Market in 2013
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